DJ name: Che-Dawg.
AKA Sheryl—the Sometimes Feral.
A nearly 15-year-old Welsh Terrier (or “Welsh Terror,” if we’re being honest) who is always in control. 
She lives with her two mums—Mumma Zoe (Head of Pats) and Mumma George (Head of Logistics)—who have long accepted that they are simply staff.
Nosey, obstinate, and unshakeably composed, Sheryl is a genius-level chaos tactician, capable of silently orchestrating battles of will that she always wins. 
One minute she’s quietly observing; the next, she’s levitated to another room like a ninja.
Her signature move? Scratching her back on a chair or table while making noises that could summon a priest—then casually knocking the object over and strolling away.
She fears no trauma—because she is, herself, the inflictor. 
Grooming is treated like a death sentence. Showers, on the other hand, are demanded with urgency—especially when her humans are running late.
If money were no object, she’d own a private farm with a guide dog butler.
When refused human food, she’ll shake dramatically until you’re convinced she’s moments from a diabetic coma.
She doesn’t play. She runs the show.

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