Don’t let the potato comparisons fool you — Coconut the British Bulldozer’s got spring-loaded legs and a penchant for chaos. She may look like she’s built for lounging, but this middleweight marvel can launch herself into the air with alarming agility, corkscrewing through space like a sentient cannonball. On set? Absolute mayhem. Props down, energy up. If it wasn't nailed down, Coconut took it for a spin.

Her soulmate is Poppy the Staffy. Her dad Toss is her ride or die. She fears no man, only bin trucks. Food is a passion, the beach is her runway, and playtime is rough and tumble — just don’t expect grace. She’s lovable, lively, and occasionally... leaky. But hey, nobody’s perfect. 

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